A landing-page roast with a repair plan.
Your ads talk.
Does your page
deliver?
Find the gap between what your ad promises and what your page says. Get the words, priorities, and brief to fix it.
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Your ad promises an agency project planner. Your headline could sell almost anything.
The part after “ouch.”
A roast is fun.
Knowing what to
change is useful.
You don’t need another 47-item checklist. You need to know what a visitor expected, where the page loses them, and what to try next.
Read the whole sample report ↗- 01
The promise check
Compare your ad, audience, and offer with the message someone actually lands on.
- 02
Five changes. In order.
Each recommendation comes with page evidence, a reason, an exact change, and a way to test it.
- 03
Words you can work with
New headline, supporting copy, and button options. Specific to your business. Ready to edit.
- 04
A handoff that holds up
A downloadable implementation brief for you, your developer, or your coding agent.
From “be more compelling” to:
“Say who it’s for.
Put the offer here.
Make this button specific.”
Useful criticism points to something on the page. Good advice tells you what to do about it.
Every review separates observed evidence from judgment. No made-up revenue loss. No pretend conversion score.
Read our method ↗A small amount of context. A much sharper review.
Give us the whole click.
The page
Share one public landing-page URL. We check that we can read it before checkout.
The promise
Paste your ad or tell us what brings people there. Add who it’s for and the action you want.
The plan
Get a private report with priorities, copy, and an implementation brief. No call to book.
One review. No recurring anything.
A second opinion.
A first move.
For founders and small teams sending paid traffic to a page that needs a harder look.
An AI-assisted review of one public page and the context you provide. Recommendations to test, not a conversion guarantee.
The roast & repair plan
$39USD · one time
- Ad-to-page message match
- Five prioritized changes with evidence
- Headline, supporting copy & CTA rewrites
- Desktop and mobile page captures
- Downloadable developer / agent brief
- Private report link, available for 30 days after payment
We check page access before payment. If we can’t deliver your report, you can request a full refund.
Fair questions.
A little less
mystery.
Is this just an AI opinion about my URL?
We capture the public page, read its text, and compare it with your audience, offer, and ad. The report ties its findings to evidence and produces a concrete brief. It is AI-assisted analysis, not a human consultancy or an analytics audit.
What if I’m not running ads yet?
Tell us what brings people to the page: a search, an email, a social post, or a launch. We review the expectation you describe. You don’t need an ad account or any account access.
Will you change my website?
You receive proposed changes and an implementation brief. You or your builder make the changes. We do not need access to your website, CMS, analytics, or advertising accounts.
Can you prove the changes will improve conversion?
No. We can identify a mismatch, confusing copy, or a missing next step. Whether a revision performs better requires a test with your visitors. Your report includes what to measure.
When will I get my report?
The review starts after payment is verified. Capturing the page, writing the report, and checking it take time; delivery is not instant. Your private report link updates automatically. If it is still processing after 15 minutes, contact support.
How private is my report?
Reports are unlisted and accessed through a private link. Anyone you give that link to can open it, so treat it like a document link. We don’t publish a public roast gallery.
What if you can’t read my site?
The access check catches many blocked pages before payment. Login-only sites, CAPTCHAs, and bot restrictions may prevent a complete capture. If a paid review cannot be completed, contact support for a full refund.
Your page can take it.